humour

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Doug's final wishes

Doug lived all his life in the Florida Keys, and is on his deathbed knowing the end is near.

His wife, daughter and two sons are with him. He asks for a lawyer and two witness

to be present to record his last wishes, and when all was ready he began to speak:

"My good son Andy, you take all the Ocean Reef Houses."

"My loving Daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100

and Taveriner."

My faithful son Jamie, I want you to take all the offices over in the Marathon

Government Center."

Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential property on the bayside of Blackwater Sound."

The lawyer and witnesses are blown away as they didn't realize his extensive holdings.

Poor Doug slips away, and the Lawyer says, "Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such an astute business man and hard worker to have accumulated all this property."

The wife exclaims, "Oh for God's sake, the jerk had a paper route!"

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I do so enjoy the humor scrolling instead of the dreaded doom scrolling. You do it right. My style would be more exploratory scrolling!

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These Texas ones are some of the ones I got in emails from friends on my list, and others come from a Bing search I did a long time ago. I lived in Texas for nearly 20 years and I can tell you that most of the Texas ones aren't really far from the truth. I'm so glad y'all are enjoying them.

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