humour

[PinkDiamond]

I haven't gotten anything like memes in a few days, but I did see these and thought you might enjoy them.

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[SwordfishMining]

Well, nobody will ever finish the internet. Ha ha ha. Selection is the hard part. Oh well off to town under smoke from California.

[PinkDiamond]

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[PinkDiamond]

Someone on my list sent these with his comment that we are certainly doomed and there's no hope if people need these signs.

[PinkDiamond]

I'm kind of like Sophia from The Golden Girls, in that you never know what's going to come out of my mouth, and I love clever insults that make people laugh, so these are right up my alley. Hope you get a kick out of them too.

These glorious insults are from an era " before" the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words ….


"He had delusions of adequacy ."
Walter Kerr


"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill


"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence Darrow


"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)


"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
Moses Hadas


"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain


"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
Oscar Wilde


"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one. "
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill


"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
Winston Churchill, in response

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
Stephen Bishop


"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
John Bright


"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
Irvin S. Cobb


"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
Samuel Johnson


"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
Paul Keating


"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
Charles, Count Talleyrand


"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
Forrest Tucker


"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
Mark Twain


"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
Mae West


"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde


"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination. "
Andrew Lang (1844-1912)


"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
Billy Wilder


"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I'm afraid this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx

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[crazy8s]

Too much fun

[PinkDiamond]

I'm so glad you're enjoying them.

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