humour

Post by **PinkDiamond** » Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:41 am

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who
was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"

The man responded in a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT??? I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!!!”

Everyone in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

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