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This gentleman walks out to the street and catches a taxi just as its going by. He gets into the taxi and the cab driver says, "Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank."

Gentleman : “Who?"

Cab driver : "Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab; things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Gentleman : "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cab driver : "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Gentleman : "Sounds like he was really something special."

Cab driver : "There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right."

Gentleman : "Wow, what a guy!"

Cab driver : "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Gentleman: "How did you meet him?"

Cab driver : “I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife."


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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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There's a 'bad word' in the last one, and it's really hard to read so I captioned below the pic for you and substituted the word 'freakin' for the bad word. :lol:

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CAFFEINE
You don't think we're this freakin chipper by accident, do you?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Men Who Lack Female Supervision


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:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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It's not on YT so I can't embed it, but check out these pet troublemakers. :)

https://biggeekdad.com/2019/12/best-pet ... blemakers/



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8-) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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