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- PinkDiamond
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Re: humour
The rain was pouring down outside O'Connor's Irish Pub near Dublin.
There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked him, "What are you doing?
Fishing, replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me.
In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking, “So how many have you caught today?
"You're the 8th", replied the old man.
There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked him, "What are you doing?
Fishing, replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me.
In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking, “So how many have you caught today?
"You're the 8th", replied the old man.
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- SwordfishMining
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Re: humour
Hide in plain sight is always a good plan.
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- PinkDiamond
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- SwordfishMining
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Haha those are right on. I like living without traffic.
Now I could tell you a tale of a billboard at the corner of Denio Jct that is ongoing...
Now I could tell you a tale of a billboard at the corner of Denio Jct that is ongoing...
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- PinkDiamond
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- PinkDiamond
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Re: humour
This is Bear Butts and Bloopers from the brown bear cam at Brooks Falls in Alaska, and a few years ago there was only one female bear that fished from the top of the falls, so all her cubs learned it over the years and now it's a regular comedy of bears sliding or falling off the falls into the water below, which only adds to the amusement of watching the cam so I thought I'd put this one in the humour thread for you tonight.
The season is winding down so there aren't many bears right now, but here's the link to the live cam.
https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bear ... ooks-falls
The season is winding down so there aren't many bears right now, but here's the link to the live cam.
https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bear ... ooks-falls
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