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The rain was pouring down outside O'Connor's Irish Pub near Dublin.

There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.

A passer-by stopped and asked him, "What are you doing?

Fishing, replied the old man.

Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me.

In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking, “So how many have you caught today?

"You're the 8th", replied the old man.
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Hide in plain sight is always a good plan.
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Haha those are right on. I like living without traffic.
Now I could tell you a tale of a billboard at the corner of Denio Jct that is ongoing...
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This is Bear Butts and Bloopers from the brown bear cam at Brooks Falls in Alaska, and a few years ago there was only one female bear that fished from the top of the falls, so all her cubs learned it over the years and now it's a regular comedy of bears sliding or falling off the falls into the water below, which only adds to the amusement of watching the cam so I thought I'd put this one in the humour thread for you tonight. :lol:



The season is winding down so there aren't many bears right now, but here's the link to the live cam.
https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bear ... ooks-falls
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