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They're not from the cheezburger site, and they're not mine so no links were provided for voting on them like I do in the Funday Sunnies, but thanks for the heads up in case they were supposed to be there. ;)
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You do find some good ones. Ive been busier than usual lately to even go looking.
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:lol: :lol:
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A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:
"We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you."

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
"Blind man driving."

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take
appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:.
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."


And the best one for last;
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."




Irish Fisherman

The rain was pouring down outside O'Connor's Irish Pub.

There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.

A passer-by stopped and asked him, "What are you doing?

“Fishing”, replied the old man.

Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me”.

In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking, "So, how many fish have you caught today?"

"You're the 8th", replied the old man.




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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hahaha almost normal right?
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