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Ship's New Female Quarters Regulations
Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.
While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised,
"Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.
Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."
And the Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
God bless the Marine Corps!
Anchors Aweigh
Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.
While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised,
"Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.
Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."
And the Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
God bless the Marine Corps!
Anchors Aweigh
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