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Good ones :lol: :lol: :lol:
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This is too funny, and since I take turmeric every day I'm very glad this doesn't happen to people. :lol:

Woman Accidentally Dyes Cat Bright Yellow Trying To Clear Up Fungal Infection

By Matthew Russell

When Thammapa Supamas wanted to help her cat through a nasty fungal infection, she reached for the turmeric. The plant has some pretty impressive anti-fungal and anti-inflammatory properties after all. Supamas thought it might even clear up the infection without a trace.

Sadly, Supamas may have overlooked one of the most superficial yet undeniably potent properties of the turmeric plant, that being it’s deep yellow stain.

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Thammapa Supamas’ white cat was suffering from a fungal infection.


Following the treatment, Supamas’ cat was dyed yellow as a banana. Yellow as a baby chick. Yellow as a, as many have suggested online, Pikachu.

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Supamas attempted to solve the infection with a turmeric treatment.


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The turmeric left the cat’s fur stained yellow.


Supamas had little trouble seeing the humor in the situation. She even played along, finding a photo filter that turned her cat into the colorful cartoon Pikachu.

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The yellow fur is quite striking.


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Using a photo filter, Supamas made her cat look like Pikachu.


Given the fact that Supamas was generous with her turmeric treatment, the cat may be yellow for some time. But there’s a silver lining to this fluffy yellow cloud: the cat’s fungal infection seems to be clearing up! Photos from before and after the turmeric was applied show a previously bare spot of skin replaced with a new coat of healthy, yet yellow, fur. ... "[/i]

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1. Finland just closed it's borders, you know.
No one will be crossing the finish line.

2. What's the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?
One's the coronavirus and the other is a Verona Crisis.

3. Why do the call it the novel coronavirus?
It's a long story...

4. Why did't the sick guy get the joke?
It flu over his head.

5. Why don't chefs find coronavirus jokes funny?
They're in bad taste.

6. I'll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you'll have to wait 2 weeks to see if you got it.

7. Nail salons, hair salons, waxing centers and tanning places are closed.
It's about to get ugly out there.

8. What do you tell yourself when you wake up late for work and realize you have a fever?
Self, I so late.

9. Did you hear the joke about the germ?
Never mind, I don't want to spread it around.

10. Where do sick boats go to healthy?
The dock!

11. What did the sick parent make their kids for lunch?
Mac and sneeze.

12. I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers.
Times are rough.

13. You know what they're saying about 2020?
It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.

14. What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
The wurst case scenario.

15. Back in my day, you would cough to cover a fart.
Now with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.

16. If there is a baby boom in nine months from now, what will happen in 2033?
There will be a whole bunch of quaranteens.

17. You know what they say:
feed a cold, starve a fever, drink a corona.

18. What should you do if you don't understand a coronavirus joke?
Be patient.

19. If coronavirus isn't about beer, why do I keep seeing cases of it?

20. The grocery stores in France look like tornado's hit them.
All that is left is de brie.


Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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