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I thought you might get a kick out of these 'comedy' wildlife photos. They're from the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, and if you have any photos they're accepting entries until the end of this month, so I'm giving you the link to the story where you can find out more information. :)



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I only have one for you tonight but it's a pisser... :lol:



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I thought y'all might get a kick out of these people who look like their dogs. :)



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Studies have demonstrated that Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology

Medical Terms & Redneck Definitions:


Artery - The study of paintings


Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria


Barium - What doctors do when patients die


Benign - What you be, after you be eight


Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome


Cat scan - Searching for Kitty


Cauterize - Made eye contact with her


Colic - A sheep dog


Coma - A punctuation mark


Dilate - To live long


Enema - Not a friend


Fester - Quicker than someone else


Fibula - A small lie


Impotent - Distinguished, well known


Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work


Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane


Morbid - A higher offer


Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days


Node - I knew it


Outpatient - A person who has fainted


Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis


Post Operative - A letter carrier


Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery


Rectum - Nearly killed him


Secretion - Hiding something


Seizure - Roman Emperor


Tablet - A small table


Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport


Tumor - One plus one more


Urine - Opposite of you're out
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Lucille!

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