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Re: humour

Postby PinkDiamond » Fri Jun 26, 2020 4:05 am

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

“What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine.”

“What about the wooden leg? ... You didn't have that before.”

“Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.”

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? ... What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really.."

“What about that eye patch?”

“Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over ... I looked up, and one of them crapped in my eye.”

“You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap.”

"Well, It was my first day with the hook" ....


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Re: humour

Postby crazy8s » Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: humour

Postby PinkDiamond » Sat Jun 27, 2020 4:07 am

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Re: humour

Postby crazy8s » Sat Jun 27, 2020 1:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: humour

Postby PinkDiamond » Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:56 am

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Re: humour

Postby crazy8s » Mon Jun 29, 2020 2:33 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: humour

Postby PinkDiamond » Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:29 am

Can anyone tell me what this is? :mrgreen:

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Re: humour

Postby crazy8s » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:52 pm

A beautiful preyingmantis :D

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Re: humour

Postby PinkDiamond » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:15 pm

Yes!! It's called an orchid mantis and looks more like a flower than a bug. :lol:
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Re: humour

Postby SwordfishMining » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:19 pm

Orchid you pushing your luck with these puns...
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